This baby owl hit our window. Gave us this look the whole time - Imgur
YOUR FORCEFIELD DISPLEASES ME
AS DOES YOUR INTERIOR DECORATING
HELP I AM CRY
(Source: ryulongd)
a Quest is a trip to accomplish a task.
an Adventure is a trip without a destination.
a Journey is when the trip is more important than the destination.
The “Safe Bedside Table”
“Honey, I heard a nose…”
“I’ll get the table…”
Congratulations, you broke physics.
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I melted when I saw that smile grow into that grin in the 1st gif.
YES HE’S BACK ON MY DASH.
ANTHONY YOU AMAZING MAN.
Best Joker cosplay ive seen in a long time.
o hai bby
he’s so pretty…. good grief…
“There are few who can.”
Brilliant. Found on Deviantart, by nebriniel.
The more different things are, the more they stay the same.
A Bonfire in Norway. :)
THE BEACONS OF MINAS TIRITH ARE LIT
THE BEACONS ARE LIT
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
MUSTER THE ROHIRRIM
(Source: live-muse)
This is what time lapse photography was invented for.
I legit just stared at this for like… 30 minutes giggling my face off
(Source: sexymachine)
humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
Best. Laugh. Ever.
I’m toast.
HE’S BREAD, JIM.
(Source: secretsbest)
Water balloon popped in zero gravity
STOP SHITTING ME
if you don’t want this on your dash, you’re lying
i struggle to believe that penguins are even real
look at that swag
aweyeh. penguins got it.
god
(Source: cineraria)
Pangolin backpack by Cyclus. Made from recycled inner tubes, featuring retractable layers which close via a unique (award wining) magnetic locking system, this pack is aerodynamic and perfect for cycling
or attempting to survive the zombie apocalypse.Contemplative buy.
Love these goddamn things. Want.
